truth is only hearsay

bigmysteriousmoon:

bingimages:

i don’t watch buzzfeed unsolved but that dude who keeps making fun of the demons or whatever has big about-to-get-possessed energy

one of these days a demon is gonna yank the spine out of his mouth like a ripcord

(via outfoxedmulder)

Anonymous asked: What's 'pegging'???

buddhabrand:

virgoboy:

Huh?

that’s hank hill’s wife

noyaboya:

scottish twitter strikes again

(via mens-rights-activia)

watermelinoe:

jackthevulture:

wtfenris:

toboldlylesbian:

waitress assigned kin

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

(via amputate)

so-far-away-yet-so-near:

Have you ever craved so bad for someone that you urgently want to have sex with them, not for the sake of having sex but for the sake of being as near as only possible to them?

(via caseyidk)

tagersgay:

i just need a couple hickies and a couple tats in 2019 thanks

(via notyourhumdrumhippie)